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(via eonic)
(via thecatchfence)
me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
mom: i will try.
instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”
(Source: boywithbutt)
- france: ten
- france: twenty
- france: thirty
- france: forty
- france: fifty
- france: sixty
- france:
- france:
- france: sixty ten
- world: france what are you do—
- france: four twenties
- world: france stop it
- france: four twenties ten
- world: france that doesn't even make any sense
- france:
- france:
- france:
- world:
- france:
- world:
- france: hundred.
(via kidneyflaps)
(via rollonsnaredrum)
and then I went under the bridge and these were there?
its cool but also slightly terrifying?
the year is 2030. beyoncé and jay-z sit anxiously at the foot of their stairs, awaiting blue ivy’s arrival. it’s been nearly four days since either one of them has seen blue ivy, as she’d been celebrating her 18th birthday without limits. suddenly, the door swung open and blue ivy…
(Source: chimerachick, via robertsheehanseyebrowss)
