france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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1612th: the year is 2030. beyoncé and jay-z sit anxiously at the foot of their stairs, awaiting blue ivy’s arrival. it’s been nearly four days since either one of them has seen blue ivy, as she’d been celebrating her 18th birthday without limits. suddenly, the door swung open and blue ivy…
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thefrogman: I don’t see it. ————————————————— I don’t think it is. Dave Grohl has facial hair. That other guy did not. ————————————————— I don’t think so. Last I checked Aaron Burckhard was the drummer for Nirvana. They’re a really good band. I hope to see them in concert some day. I really…
thomasggustin: ten days after i turned 8, got my lips stuck in a gate. my friends all laughed and I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next 6 weeks in lip rehab with this kid named oscar who got stung by a bee, right on the lip, and we couldn’t even talk to each other until the 5th week cause both of our lips were so swollen,...
synnesai: striderbutt: rainbowtasticsquid: douchetier: trophywifematerial: OH MY GOD IM CRYING it’s back how did he even… ? i dont even know anymore literally burst out laughing omfg oh my god
okonokos: a classic OH. MY. FUCKING. HELL.
beyoncebeytwice: does david karp know that he gets cyberbullied on his own website
JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
pluviam: pluviam: archenland: omg tears everywhere never forget
Not the bees! →
nicolascagemymuse: I had a quick peek at one of the presents my brother got me earlier and it’s a blood pack. A) Isn’t that illegal B) Where the fuck did you get that C) Why would you get me that D) WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT E) YOU KNOW I HATE BLOOD THAT ISN’T EVEN FUNNY F) WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT IS SOMETHING I WANT TO RECEIVE